My buddy (who is a huge Patriots fan) made the mistake of getting a pair of lips tattooed on his ass.
So I fixed it.
My daughter is gonna be famous. LOL
Since it got all kind of attention on the news this morning I figured I’d make it available.
“Looks clear in front and behind. Yep, totally safe to masturbate here in my car…in the middle of the day…surrounded by buildings…with an open sunroof.” (SFW)
Swine Flu: The Simpsons did it.
Ready for the a-pork-alypse!
…this one time, at band camp.
They weren’t kidding when they say band geeks are kinky!
(Yes, I’m immature when it comes to certain wording in headlines.)
- source
"Oh no! It’s the a-PORK-alypse!"
— Regarding the Swine Flu
Far Out!
I was just reading this article that was written in Rolling Stone magazine in 1977 and I came upon a paragraph that really made me stop and think.
The room went dark and we watched the “lasers” light up the screen. The better ones were greeted with applause; the most spectacular ones got cries of “Wowie!,” “Whoopee!” and “Far Out!”
So they really did talk like that back then?
I still can’t imagine someone using the word “Whoopee!” as a serious exclamation though.
Sounds gay to me
- K: you think i'm gay because i was in a 3 way last night?
- D: Not if you don't touch the other dude and concentrate on the girl.
- K: what girl?
"If you plant a tree today, the arborists have already won."
— My views on Earth Day
