January 2012
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Jan 5th
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December 2011
1 post
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Dec 3rd
September 2011
2 posts
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Sep 10th
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
2 posts
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Aug 31st
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Aug 1st
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July 2011
5 posts
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Show Me Your Haboobs Tees →
Since it got all kind of attention on the news this morning I figured I’d make it available.
Jul 28th
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A Man Hit By A Train (NSFW)
Jul 19th
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Jul 7th
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Sand Titties.
Haboob is what you call it in the Middle East. America, Fuck Yeah!
Jul 6th
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WatchWatch
Friend of mine shot this at his house tonight. I can’t even see outside right now. I also learned a new word today. Haboob!
Jul 6th
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June 2011
2 posts
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Jun 29th
Snow Peas..
Kat: Do you like snow peas?
Skorp: Eww.
Skorp: Wait...are they made of snow?
Jun 8th
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May 2011
3 posts
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 20th
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April 2011
1 post
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Apr 12th
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March 2011
7 posts
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Mar 28th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 4th
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February 2011
1 post
“Snow is God’s way of punishing Americans who were planning on driving to...”
– - Pat Robertson Goodbye forever fatty  
Feb 9th
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October 2010
1 post
Organ Trail →
A zombie take on the old Oregon Trail. Think of this as my early Halloween gift to you.
Oct 29th
September 2010
1 post
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Sep 27th
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July 2010
1 post
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Describe your last sexual encounter with a movie...
Here is a fun game a friend of mine made up. “Describe your last sexual encounter with a movie title” Here are a list of some of our picks for most hilarious/disturbing… Bangkok Dangerous Don’t Tell Mom, the Babysitters Dead Brave Little Toaster 12 Monkeys While You Were Sleeping 3 Men and a Baby The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Home Alone JAWS Please, feel free...
Jul 1st
June 2010
10 posts
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Jun 24th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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May 2010
1 post
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May 28th
March 2010
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Oh hey Tumblr.
Long time no see.
Mar 3rd
June 2009
2 posts
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How's this for cruel?
Yesterday I contacted my companies HR to see how many hours of vacation I had because on June 12th my fiance is being induced to give birth to our daughter. I thought a week off would be nice to help out and spend some time with the newest addition to our family. Today I was laid off. One weeks severance pay. Anyone looking for a blogger/social media/photoshop master? Probably gonna need...
Jun 3rd
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Star Wars: The Old Republic. This trailer is the best thing to come out of E3 yet.
Jun 2nd
May 2009
6 posts
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May 29th
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Red Ring of Death, 3rd times a charm
I just need to get it out of my system. Xbox, you are a collective of a-holes. Why is it that I am sending my Xbox in for the 3rd time to fix the “Red Ring of Death”? Serious, if you would have fixed it right the first time I would be singing your praises instead of cursing your name. The Playstation is sounding awfully good right about now.
May 18th
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“Looks clear in front and behind. Yep, totally safe to masturbate here in my car…in the middle of the day…surrounded by buildings…with an open sunroof.” (SFW)
May 6th
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May 5th
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Suit Day or something?
There is something I noticed going around Tumblr right now about suits which got me thinking. I’ve only worn a suit twice in the past 10 years and both times it was only to be funny. Last year it was for Halloween… and about 5 years before that was a 70’s party… Also, I should probably get a real suit.
May 5th
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May 1st
April 2009
29 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th