Skorped
16/08/2009
I am not biased, I just know I’m right. I have the cutest baby EVER.
Video’s don’t lie.
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20/06/2009
Sorry I haven’t been around much. I’ve been busy since I BECAME THE FATHER TO THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL!
7lb, 6oz Brooklyn Marie.
I’m already in love with her!
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03/06/2009
How's this for cruel?
Yesterday I contacted my companies HR to see how many hours of vacation I had because on June 12th my fiance is being induced to give birth to our daughter. I thought a week off would be nice to help out and spend some time with the newest addition to our family.
Today I was laid off.
One weeks severance pay.
Anyone looking for a blogger/social media/photoshop master?
Probably gonna need diaper money soon.
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02/06/2009
Star Wars: The Old Republic.
This trailer is the best thing to come out of E3 yet.
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29/05/2009
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18/05/2009
Red Ring of Death, 3rd times a charm
I just need to get it out of my system.
Xbox, you are a collective of a-holes.
Why is it that I am sending my Xbox in for the 3rd time to fix the “Red Ring of Death”? Serious, if you would have fixed it right the first time I would be singing your praises instead of cursing your name.
The Playstation is sounding awfully good right about now.
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06/05/2009
“Looks clear in front and behind. Yep, totally safe to masturbate here in my car…in the middle of the day…surrounded by buildings…with an open sunroof.” (SFW)
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05/05/2009
First Face Transplant
There was a mistake in the reporting of the woman with the first face transplant. The photos were of only the before and halfway point.
Here are the actual final results of the surgery.
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Suit Day or something?
There is something I noticed going around Tumblr right now about suits which got me thinking.
I’ve only worn a suit twice in the past 10 years and both times it was only to be funny.
Last year it was for Halloween…
and about 5 years before that was a 70’s party…
Also, I should probably get a real suit.
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01/05/2009
Swine Flu: The Simpsons did it.
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30/04/2009
Ready for the a-pork-alypse!
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…this one time, at band camp.
They weren’t kidding when they say band geeks are kinky!
(Yes, I’m immature when it comes to certain wording in headlines.)
- source
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29/04/2009
Regarding the Swine Flu
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28/04/2009
Far Out!
I was just reading this article that was written in Rolling Stone magazine in 1977 and I came upon a paragraph that really made me stop and think.
The room went dark and we watched the “lasers” light up the screen. The better ones were greeted with applause; the most spectacular ones got cries of “Wowie!,” “Whoopee!” and “Far Out!”
So they really did talk like that back then?
I still can’t imagine someone using the word “Whoopee!” as a serious exclamation though.
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Deadliest Warrior Pick 4/28?
This week the battle is Pirate vs. Knight.
I dunno why I didn’t do this previously since my picks have been pretty good but one of my favorite shows on TV, Spike TV’s Deadliest Warrior is on tonight and I am going to just go ahead and tell you who I think will win.
Last week I correctly picked who would win in a fight between a Spartan and a Ninja? I won’t say now if you haven’t seen it but I highly recommend that episode.
My pick… PIRATE!
While I could give a long list of reasons for my pick, I will simply state that my main reason for choosing the pirate is based on the use of black powder.
So my question is…who do you think will win in a fight, Pirate or Knight?
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