I don’t know what everyone else is supporting but I am gay for bacon!

I don’t know what everyone else is supporting but I am gay for bacon!

Touched by a midget.

Touched by a midget.

Thank you Yahoo! News for that horrible mental image.

Thank you Yahoo! News for that horrible mental image.

My dog Bronx falling asleep while begging me for food.

Yep. Way more bad ass!

Yep. Way more bad ass!

Well played, Gentlemen’s Club…

Well played, Gentlemen’s Club…

I voted.

I voted.

Finally, a Disney Princess I can get behind!

Finally, a Disney Princess I can get behind!

In response to my son.

In response to my son.

amandapalmer:

angieiver:

2nd version


beautiful


Wu-tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with…

amandapalmer:

angieiver:

2nd version


beautiful


Wu-tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with…

(Source: angieiver, via amandapalmer)

Anyone else feel like landscaping because all of a sudden I’m “mexican-inspired”.

Anyone else feel like landscaping because all of a sudden I’m “mexican-inspired”.

You probably thought this giraffe was alive.

Sad Day…

Sad Day…

Just updated my Facebook to include the new Health and Wellness section.

Just updated my Facebook to include the new Health and Wellness section.

Who throws out a perfectly good pair of Trauma Air Pants? Wait…what are Trauma Air Pants?

Who throws out a perfectly good pair of Trauma Air Pants? Wait…what are Trauma Air Pants?